🔥The #1 app your future self will thank you for

Finally, someone to nag you into being better

Set a goal. Get harassed via SMS, phone calls, and email until you actually do it. Choose your nag personality. Watch your life improve through sheer annoyance.

No credit card required. We just need your phone number. For the nagging.

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NagMe
now
Sweetheart, did you go to the gym today? 🏋️ I'm not mad, just... worried. Reply YES or NO, it would mean the world to me.
no
Well. We don't have to talk about it. I'll just sit here. With my disappointment. But tomorrow, yes? ❤️
🏋️ 10,000+ gym sessions guilted into existence📚 4,200+ exams studied for under duress💧 6,000 gallons of water reluctantly consumed

How the nagging works

It's simple. You set a goal. We don't let you forget it.

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SMS Nags (Coming Soon)

Get texts so persistent your ex would be jealous. Reply YES or NO and we track it all. Available after Twilio setup.

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Voice Calls (Coming Soon)

We'll actually call you. With a voice. That yells. Or guilts. Or sighs disappointedly. Your choice. Available after Twilio setup.

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Email Reports

Weekly progress reports so detailed you'll feel both proud and ashamed simultaneously.

Escalation System

Didn't respond to the first nag? We'll send another one. Then another. We have time.

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5 Personalities

Jewish Mother, Drill Sergeant, Passive Aggressive, Supportive Friend, or Robot. All effective.

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Streak Tracking

Watch your streak grow. Watch it die. Feel things. Rebuild. That's accountability, baby.

Choose your tormentor

Five scientifically-proven personalities for getting off your butt

👵Jewish Mother

"Sweetheart, did you go to the gym? I'm not mad, just... disappointed."

🪖Drill Sergeant

"ATTENTION! Did you complete your goal?! RESPOND IMMEDIATELY! THAT'S AN ORDER!"

😒Passive Aggressive

"Oh you didn't go to the gym again? That's... fine. Whatever. No big deal."

🤗Supportive Friend

"Hey superstar! Did you crush your goal today? You've SO got this! 💪"

🤖Robot

"[NAGME SYSTEM] Goal compliance query. Did you complete task? YES/NO required."

All personalities included in Pro

Real results from real people who were nagged

(Results may vary. Annoyance guaranteed.)

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I lost 30 lbs because this app literally wouldn't stop texting me. I considered blocking it but then I remembered I paid for it.

Sarah K.
Former Pizza Enthusiast
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It called me at 7am. On a Saturday. And said 'Did you study?' in a drill sergeant voice. I studied.

Marcus T.
Passed the Bar Exam
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The passive aggressive personality told me 'wow, day 12 of not going to the gym, that's totally fine.' I went to the gym.

Jennifer L.
Now Has Abs, Apparently
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My therapist asked who was holding me accountable. I said 'a robot that texts me passive aggressively.' She was impressed.

Dave R.
Productive Human Being

Simple pricing for complicated people

Free

$0/forever

Get a taste of being nagged

  • 3 nags per day
  • SMS only (Coming Soon)
  • 2 personalities
  • Basic tracking
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$9/month

For the chronically unaccountable

  • Unlimited nags
  • SMS (Coming Soon), calls (Coming Soon), email & voicemail
  • All 5 personalities
  • Advanced scheduling
  • Escalation system
  • Weekly progress reports
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