Motivation is a lie. Annoyance is the answer.

The app that won't shut up
until you do the thing.

Real SMS. Real follow-up. Picks a fight with your excuses so you don't have to.

Start Free — 60 seconds

No credit card · No app download · Just accountability

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NagMe

just now

10K+

Nags sent

4.9/5

User rating

87%

Follow-through

<60s

Setup time

How it works

Three steps. Sixty seconds.

No app to download. No tutorials. No onboarding that takes longer than the actual task.

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STEP 01

Commit to the thing

“Go to the gym.” “Drink water.” “Call Mom.” Whatever you keep ghosting.

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STEP 02

Pick your nagger

Jewish Mother. Drill Sergeant. Passive Aggressive. Each one engineered to get under your skin.

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STEP 03

Get nagged until done

Daily texts. Reply YES or NO. Don’t reply? It follows up. Escalates. Has all day.

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Personalities

Pick your tormentor.

Each one hits different. All of them work.

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Jewish Mother

“Sweetheart, did you go to the gym? I’m not mad. Just... disappointed.”

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Drill Sergeant

“DID YOU DO IT?! RESPOND! NOW! THAT’S AN ORDER!”

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Passive Aggressive

“Oh you didn’t go again? That’s fine. Whatever. No big deal.”

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Supportive Friend

“Hey! Did you crush your goal today? You’ve SO got this!”

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Robot

“[SYSTEM] Goal compliance query. Did you complete task? YES/NO.”

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All 5 unlocked in Pro

Every other app vs. NagMe

🛋️ Every habit app ever

✕Gentle push notification
✕You swipe it away
✕Confetti for logging in
✕Streak breaks, nothing happens
✕Designed to not annoy you

Result: you ghost yourself again

📣 NagMe

✓Real SMS to your phone
✓Requires a reply: YES or NO
✓Follows up if you ignore it
✓Escalates when you dodge
✓Designed to be unignorable

Result: you actually do the thing

Pro feature

Be honest. Who just popped into your head?

Add their number. Pick a personality. They get the texts. No account needed.

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Your kid

"forgot" their homework

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Your partner

"starts Monday" every week

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Your parent

skips their medication

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Your friend

been "quitting soon" for years

Pro lets you nag up to 10 people. Code NAGAFRIEND = 50% off month 1.

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Pricing

Simple. No tricks.

Start free. Upgrade when nagging changes your life.

Free

$0/forever

Nag yourself. See if you can handle it.

✓3 nags per day
✓SMS only
✓2 personalities
✓Basic tracking

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Pro

Popular

$9/month

Full forced follow-through.

✓50 nags per month
✓Nag up to 10 people
✓All 5 personalities
✓SMS + voice + email
✓Escalation system
✓Progress reports

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Code NAGAFRIEND = 50% off month 1

🔒 Encrypted↩️ Cancel anytime💳 Stripe secure🛡️ TCPA compliant

FAQ

Questions

Yep. Real SMS to your real phone. Every day. At the time you pick. With the personality you chose. It’s not a push notification you swipe away at a red light. It’s a text that stares at you until you deal with it.

Every other habit app is designed to be gentle so you don’t uninstall it. NagMe is designed to be annoying so you actually do the thing. Their business model needs you to stay subscribed. Ours needs you to follow through.

That’s the power move. Upgrade to Pro and add up to 10 people. Enter their number, pick a personality, set a goal. They get the texts. They don’t need an account.

Nope. You set it up. You control when, how often, and what personality. Reply STOP anytime. We’re 10DLC registered and fully TCPA compliant. This is consensual nagging.

Yeah. 3 nags per day, SMS only, 2 personalities, no credit card. We make money when you upgrade because you realize nagging works and you want to nag everyone you know.

50% off your first month of Pro. Use it. Share it. Put it on a bumper sticker.

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